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I get to work with Dana Dearmond today! Triangle Films, which shot my scene with Ginger, has hired me again. I'm looking quite forward to it, I must say. It will be our first scene together and I'll tell you all about it.

Ernest and I got to see Tina Turner in concert this past Monday. Oh. My. God! She is amazing! It's her "50th Anniversary Tour" and it's spectacular. Two 45-minute acts. Out of 90 minutes, Tina is onstage for at least 70 of them. Five costume changes. Four back up dancers. Two back up singers. A six-man band. Four "ninjas," dancer/acrobats who filled up the time between costume changes. A two-song encore. Great stagecraft. She is simply the best entertainer I've seen in a long time. Her stamina is astounding. Her dancing has lost none of its intensity, and her legs are as good as ever. She, herself, looks better now at 67 than she did at 30. None of her singing sounded in the least winded, and her voice is as strong and steady as it's ever been. She did a nice mix of her own material and some covers, including, "Mountain High, River Deep," "Nutbush City Limits," "Golden Eye," "Simply the Best," "Rain," "Private Dancer," "Help," "Jumpin' Jack Flash," and a lot more I either don't recall or wasn't familiar with in the first place.

A good friend of ours bought tickets for about ten of his pals, so it was a jolly party. We had good seats down on the floor of the Staples Center, and there were big screens high up on the wall next to the stage. As soon as it started, everyone was on his feet, so Ernest and I stood up so we could see. When I download the pix off of my camera (I didn't take very many, as it's a small camera), you'll see.

Of course, she ended the show with a rousing rendition of "Proud Mary." I've seen this bit on film before, but it's really great in person. She's so in control of herself as an artist and entertainer, and takes so much joy in performing and just reflects back to the audience its adoration of her, and is so comfortable with that adoration, it was a revelation to see. I've seen many good acts in my time, but this was up in the top five Great Rock Shows I've ever seen.

So, thanks Jim! Mwah! I wanna be like Tina when I grow up!

The fires in the norther San Fernando Valley are still raging as we speak. The Santa Ana winds are a deadly mix with fire and neither of them are at all controlled. They're about 12 miles due north of us, so we're in no danger, but the air is bad for Ernest, who has athsma.

97 days to go!!!!!!

I have my first debate with Pastor Craig next Monday, the 20th, at Southern CT State U. Open to the public. Hope to see you there!


Los Angeles, October 6, 2008

SOLO SHOW TOMORROW: My maybe guest did not get back in touch with me, so I’ve got to think it’s a “no” from her, and my backup guest got a paying gig. Oy.

ANNABELLE LEE NEXT WEEK. Ms. Lee will be back for a return engagement on the 14th. We’ll have to see what things she wants to try then. If you recall, she’s an orgasmic young woman, so it’ll be a lot of fun, I know!

My first debate with Pator Craig of the xxxchurch is coming up in New Haven, CT., on Oct. 20th, at Southern Connecticut State University. I believe it’s open to the public but I don’t know what they’ll charge to get in.

I have a solo talk on November 17th, a Monday, in Slippery Rock, PA., at Slippery Rock State University. Then, on the 18th, Pastor Craig and I will have round two, in Pittsburgh. I’ll get the name of the institution to you as soon as I have it. Go Steelers!

This week, I’m doing a scene for Northstar Productions, Peter North’s company. I believe it’s a b/g. I’ll tell the director or production manager to let Peter know that I’m down for an anal scene with him. I know he’s pretty much retired from on camera work, but it’s such a no-brainer I hope he’ll listen. Wouldn’t that be money in the bank? People have been waiting twenty-five years to see his dick in my butt, so here’s hoping!

On the 12th, I have a bit part playing Hillary Clinton in Hustler’s parody of Gov. Palin of Alaska, “Nailin’ Paylin.” I think I have three lines, so it’ll be mostly ad libs. I’ve garnered some blowback from certain feminist corners for doing so, as they seem to think it’s not fair, etc., but I reminded them that porn is a vulgar medium, at best, and that this movie won’t be out until after the election, so it’s unlikely to sway any voter one way or the other. We make fun of everybody, just about, including Governor Spitzer (“Gov Luv”). We’re an equal opportunity eye-poker business. I’m going to have fun with Lisa Ann and whomever they hire to portray Sec. Rice.

On the 15th, I work again for Triangle Films, the lovely ladies who brought Ginger and me together. I don’t know who my partner is, but I know it’ll be a woman who digs women!

I hope to pick up more work this month, but we’ll just have to see.

This is a nice link to a new site:
http://www.americantittycommittee.org/
good for a few laughs.

See you tomorrow!


Los Angeles, September 29, 2008

NO SHOW TUESDAY. I’m teaching a class on spanking at the Pleasure Chest (www.pleasurechest.com) that night. Tonight I’m teaching a class on blowjobs, and on Wednesday Ernest and I will teach a class on Kink and Romance. I’ll be back on the 7th of October for my next show.

So much has happened since I posted last I hardly know where to start. I know I haven’t told you hardly anything about Dark Odyssey, except that I had a great time, and I’ve shot five, yes five, scenes this past week, including one that is a Big Deal, porn-history-wise.

So, I’ll work my way through the workweek and go back and talk about DO after that.

Before I get into the descriptions of my scenes, did you catch the Chris Rock special on HBO Saturday? He is a fucking genius. Ernest and I kept looking at each other with that, “Did he just say what I thought he said?” look. Chris is so right on about so many things and he’s fearless. I especially liked his quip early in the show when he said that Bush fucked up the presidency so badly that they had a hard time finding a white man to run for the job. I’m sure it will be in rotation for a bit so if you have HBO I recommend you check it out when you can.

Bill Maher was good this week, too, especially this ending bit about how White men can’t help being crooks, since it’s all they’ve been taught.

After a pretty slow summer, I got a slew of work in September, for which I’m very grateful, indeed.

As you can see by the rest of this post, my life does not suck.

First up was a three-way with Devon Lee and Marcus London for my new Guide to Simultaneous Orgasms. It ended up with an anal cream pie with the two of them, since they are an off-camera couple. She’s just luscious and curvy, sleek and smooth. She looks like Tiffany Mynx’s sister, several of us concluded. Marcus is a lot of fun, and has a very nice anal cock, which means that I’ll be doing an anal scene with him sooner or later! The second scene in the movie was between the hot Kayden Kross, Adam&Eve contract player and her fave of the moment, Eric Everhard. They are hot for each other in a fantastic way and give great scene. Kayden is smooth, sleek, firm, smart and a very horny girl, indeed. She’s 99% heterosexual and just love to bone. I love watching her with the guy of her choice, since she’s red hot in the sack. Her body shoots beautifully and her orgasms just keep coming. She was good in the pre-sex yakking section, as well as really good in the interview portion of the tape. She said something very interesting, I thought, when she shared the fact that she can keep on coming even after it stops being any fun, or providing any pleasure for her. As someone whose orgasm is hard-fought and difficult to get to, I thought that was fascinating. I’ve long said that orgasm is a reflex that our bodies have, but I’ve never heard anyone say that their body can keep having them after they stop feeling good. So, this tape will is a nice, easy watch, with no “funny stuff” or weird toys, etc.

That was Monday.

Tuesday, I got to FINALLY shoot a scene with Ginger Lynn!!! You heard me right, and you can even go to some of the gossip sites and see the story there. Amazing as it seems Ginger and I have circled each other since our earliest days in porn but never actually got to get down before now. Triangle Films will release this tape in January, I believe. We laughed and had a great time all through it, and Ginger got in three orgasms, at least. I hope there’s a rematch! I got good and riled up and then came home and did my show.

Wednesday, Ernest and I had a great session, complete with a solid buggering and excellent whipping. Umm, good! There’s nothing like home cock to really get a girl smiling, I’ll tell you that much!

Thursday I shot for Sweetheart Productions. While it’s mainly a g/g company, it’s started to do b/g, as well. I shot with Samantha Moore that day and she’s really lovely, with blonde hair, brown eyes, and again a sleek, smooth, tight natural body with a nice ass. Yeah, my life so does not suck! She’s smart and can act, and she likes women. Nice day at work, I think!

Friday I shot again for SP, this time a b/g with Christian X. He plays my trainer and I’m the cougar with a taste for muscle meat. It’s a really fun scene, as SP specifically wants lots of kissing and teasing and other fun things that can get lost by the wayside in more mainstream porn. There are hardly any women directing b/g porn and the ones that do often are into the harder gonzo style of shooting. There’s nothing wrong with that, of course, but there’s plenty of room for a different take on the b/g genre, IMHO.

Saturday was with SP again, this time a kink-inspired session with the lovely Ariel X, a sweet submissive player. I got to spank her, whip her, flog her and use a strap on. Yay! I don’t like working on beds that bounce, though, as they mess up my action! I’m used to working with women on my dungeon bed, which has no springs and is very firm. When I was fucking Ariel she’d sink into the bed, so I couldn’t get a good “thump” on the bottom stroke and I’d get pushed back by the bounce so she couldn’t get a good “thump” on the up stroke. We made it work and I now know enough that I want to work with her again, preferably at my place!

I got a much needed and deserved rest on Sunday. I watched a little football (my Niners lost again), went to lunch with Ernest, did a bit of shopping and then went to dinner with Damon Pierce and his lovely bride, Claire Adams. They were in town for work and it was good to see them. Sunday nights is most definitely “Mad Men” night here and we caught it before bed.

Whew. This past week was one of the busiest workweeks I’ve had in memory. But each day was really fun and I look forward to seeing the finished products.

Till next time!


Los Angeles, September 19, 2008

Off to San Francisco today! Tonight, at the Center for Sex and Culture (sexandculture.org) I'll be attending a fundraiser for Prop. K, which seeks to decriminalize consensual prostitution in the City. Tomorrow for the Center I"ll be leading workshop on BDSM for vanilla beginners. We'll see who shows up!

I"ll also get to visit the parents for a bit, which is always nice. They're getting older and I like to see them whenever possible.

I had a GREAT time at Camp, and when I have more than a few seconds, I'll be telling you about it. I'm still digging out from the emails that had a accumulated while I was gone. I've got to figure out how Yahoo does the automatic "out of office" reply to people. Sheesh. Loads of fun, that much is clear.

SOLO SHOW TUESDAY. I'm working Monday and Tuesday, and will be doing a solo show on the 23rd. It's too hard to come from work and then host a show with a guest.

NO SHOW ON THE 30TH. I'm doing a workshop at Pleasure Chest next Mon-Wed, in the evening. Back doing shows on the 7th. I'll try to get Anitia Blue back for that day!

Talk to you soon!

Los Angeles, September 11, 2008

Hard to believe it's been seven years since the World Trade Center attacks. We're stuck in a stupid war in Iraq when we should have been fighting the correct war in Afghanistan. But, noooo, our moronic president just had to go and whip Saddam's butt. And it looks like the American people might just elect the Republican slate. On one hand, I think that it would be terrible for the Democrats to once again snatch defeat out of the jaws of victory. On the other hand, why should the Democrats take the blame for the damage done by Bush and Co.?

But Governor Palin is a dangerous, right wing crackpot looney, and I don't want her a heartbeat away from having to face down Vladimir Putin.

Sorry for the show problem on Tuesday. There was a major modem/router snafu at my end and we couldn't get it to go in time for the show. I'll do a solo on Tuesday when I get back from Dark Odyssey, and get the guests back in the later part of the month.

I'm feeling a bit sickish, so I won't be doing as much at DO as usual. I have three classes to teach, ninety minutes each, and then I'll just hang in bed for as much time as needed. There will be plenty of eager service bottoms to help me out, and I'm gonna take 'em up on it!

I'll be back at the journal when I get back, unless I get internet access while I'm in the wilds of western Maryland!

Los Angeles, September 9, 2008

GUEST TONIGHT: COOP. Yes, a blowjob on Tuesday, for sure! I'm getting over a UTI, so no fucking tomorrow, sadly. But Coop is a trouper and I bet a handjob and bj combo won't make him sad!

NEXT WEEK: hopefully, the return of Anita Blue. Am nailing down the details.

NO SHOW ON THE 30th: I'm doing a workshop at the Pleasure Chest here in Los Angeles, and it's during show time. Back the next week as usual.

PERSONAL APPEARANCES: At the end of September I'm giving a three-workshop series at the Pleasure Chest (www.thepleasurechest.com). The first one is on fellatio, the second one is on spanking and the third one is a duo with Ernest on Romance and Kink. If you're in the area, I'd love to see you there!

I had a fun time on set Sunday, an all-girl extravaganza for the one and only David Christopher. I haven't worked with Pussyman since the boat sinking incident in 1997, during the making of "Pussyman 15." I did one g/g and one five-way girl pile, both of which were a lot of fun! As soon as I get the name of the DVD from Dave, I'll let you know what to watch out for.

I hear from several fans that Black Market's "Little Red Rides the Hood, 4" is out and smokin'! So, if you like funny gang-bang porn, check it out.

Political Talk

Is it just me, or is Governor Palin a dangerous, right-wing religious looney? I mean, really! She admits to not knowing what the VP actually does. She is anti-choice (unless you want to choose to keep the baby). She believes in banning books. She wants creationism taught in the schools as equal in value as evolution (!) Her record doesn't quite mesh with the glowing rhetoric of her supporters. She has zero experience in world affairs, and no record of even having an opinion of them.

Stupid as we seem to be, the media are all over her personal story. If you go to the Huffington Post and search for John Stewart, there is a great clip of his roasting Karl Rove and James Dobson flip-flopping on several positions so that they can come out in support of McCain's cynical choice of running mate. I'm with Ms. Huffington herself: Palin is a dangerous distraction away from McCain's dismal record as being in Bush's pocket 90% of the time.

It's enough to make you crazy. And to think, it might even work. We might have a dangerous, right-wing looney a heartbeat away from the Presidency.

Rant over for today.

Los Angeles, August 18, 2008

SOLO SHOW TONIGHT. I’ve got a hot lead for a male guest for next week. Should be good, as he’s quite young and hunky. He says he’s a true milf lover, so we’ll see.

Back From Florida

It was great meeting up with Alex in Miami last week. He found a great funky hotel right on the water in South Beach, so we had some nice views when I wasn’t on the set.

I was in town to work for BangBros dot com. It was fun and they do run a tight ship there, all very above board. Lots of female staff, proper security guards who check your ID each day and write it down in the visitors log. There is a really nice suite of rooms where the female talent can relax with no guys around. There’s a large jacuzzi, TV, two computers to get on the internet, food, couches and an electric massage chair. Very nice. When Alex picked me up at the airport, we went directly to the office so I could do paperwork for the next day’s scene. While I’m giving my ID to the guard, who should walk out of the business offices but Dale Dabone! He’s directing now for Bang Bros, but I knew him when I did his first scene, actually. He’s looking really good and is happily retired from on-camera work and has a steady girlfriend who’s not in the business.

My first scene the next day was for Milf Soup, and my partner was Sean. He’d only been in the business for two weeks. After getting in makeup and costume at the main offices, we went to a local grocery store for the little bit we needed to set up the scene. I think we got enough with the store in the background before security told us to leave. We finished off at a different parking lot, where the background wasn’t so important.

Then it was off to the only-in-Miami condo for the actual sex. The condo tower was very tall, 35 floors, and very narrow, only three units wide. The one we were in was very nicely designed, with a big, deep balcony that had on it a dining room table with room for eight. The view was directly over to South Beach. Very modern furniture, with a white couch.

The light was lovely when we started but heavy gray clouds came up soon. Almost as soon as I asked, “Do those look heavy enough to actually rain?” the deluge started. You could see the rain falling in sheets from the clouds. And then the thunder an lightening started. Really loud thunder and very bright lightening, with howling winds and storm-tossed garbage reaching to our height. Very dramatic.

We finally finished at five pm, and we went back to the office so I could get paid. Then we went to the hotel and had dinner with a friend of ours from The Rooftop hotel, a clothing-optional hotel near Miami.

Friday morning, we did the scene at the main offices, which made for an easy day. This scene is for Milf Lessons, and my partner is named Shaggy. Very tall, with a nice dick. It’s a really fun anal scene, and we do it in the dressing room. The director said they’d be up in a few weeks, so check in on Sept. 7 or so, to see if they’ve posted.

Working Toward the Future

I have my first meeting today with Dr. B (askdrb.com), at whose class I speak each semester. I want to develop myself as a public speaker and consultant, and Dr. B has kindly consented to give me some pointers as to how I may go about it. I’ll let you know more as I know more.

Another Porn Parody

Next week I’m working again with the crew who did “Not Bewitched XXX” (in which I played “Eudora”). This time it’s a spoof of “Three’s Company,” and my character is the horny older neighbor with the raspy voice. I think I’ll get a blowjob out of it, though.

“Not Bewitched XXX” should be out next month.

The Surrender of O

The “O”sequel, “The Surrender of O” will be released this November 4. It came out beautifully, with even better sex than the first one. Bree Olsen is one hot performer and her body is to die for.

See you tonight!

Los Angeles, August 12, 2008

I’ve been catching the Olympics as I can, and I’m enjoying it a lot. Late at night is the next afternoon in China, so they’re showing events live. The men’s team gymnastics has been fantastic, I think. It was pretty amazing that the US team pulled off a bronze, even after losing their two top guys, including the reigning Olympic champ from ‘04.

Tempe and Arvada

I had a great time this past weekend at the Fascinations stores in Tempe, AZ. and Arvada, CO. Arvada is a suburb of Denver. The stores are huge, well over 10,000 sq. ft., full of all sorts of sex gear, from the silly (dickhead hats) to the sublime (Olivia posters and silicone lube).

Before my talk in each place I had a little Q&A with the staff members. The talk in Tempe was very well attended, close to 75 people. The questions were surprisingly open minded. A lot of people wanted to know how to navigate open relationships, how to bring up the subject, what to do about hurt feelings, etc. I didn’t have one question about a specific technique at all, which surprised me. Not even about anal sex, which is usually right up there for people.

I talked for two hours and then had to stop so I could sign autographs before we all went to dinner. People were very nice, as always.

I flew to Colorado on Saturday morning, got to the store, put on some makeup, spoke with the staff, did my talk, changed quickly, and drove to the airport to fly home. Whew! I was sad I couldn’t stay overnight, as Shayla lives near there, as does Ernest’s oldest friend, Paul. It would have been nice to hang with them for longer.

The Tempe crowd was a bit smaller, but equally engaged. Again, lots of questions about relationships and feelings and not so much about how to toggle a switch. I like that change, I must say.

Public and motivational speaking will clearly fill an ever-expanding part of my professional life. I can’t keep counting on doing scenes to keep me going. One side or the other is bound to lose interest, sooner or later! I love helping people find ways to enjoy sex more and dread it less. My upcoming speaking engagements in the fall are a start to that.

If I don’t get to a computer while I’m in Florida, I’ll catch you all up on Saturday!

Los Angeles, August 11, 2008

SOLO SHOW TUESDAY THE 12th.

I’ll be on an online radio show on the 13th, at 9pm Central Time. You can call in and talk to me live by logging in:

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/swopeast

Hope to hear from you!

Flying East

In Miami I’m meeting up with my wonderful assistant, Alex. If you’re a regular on my webshow, you’ll know him from there. I’ll be working for a company, the name of which, I believe, is Venetian. Two B/G anal scenes, one on Thursday and the other on Friday. I don’t know yet who my partners are. I’m on a plane back to Ernest on Friday night. Ugh. I’d have preferred to stay one more night.

I do bring a suit, etc., but I’m not tan, so I don’t think I’ll be getting much sun. Alex has booked us a beach-adjacent hotel, so we’ll likely walk on the sand after dark. I enjoy every opportunity I have to meet up with Alex. Since I stopped feature dancing, I’ve not seen him as much as I’d like.

Fun At Work

I had a great scene today! It was for Tom Byron Pictures. I’ve worked for him once already, in Seasoned Players 2. I can hardly believe that he’s now up to episode five! Shayla Laveaux, Britteny O’Connell, Julia Ann, and two others make up that cast list. Shayla looks just fantastic, as always.

So, the movie today was, “Ass Eaters Anonymous 17,” and my partner was the one and only Christian. He’s such a butt slut I love working with him. Plus, he’s got a dirty mind and likes to kiss. I had a blast, as it was just a blowjob/ass munch scene, and I do love blowjobs and ass munching!

High Culture to Catch on TV

On HBO, on August 25, there will be the TV premiere of a fantastic documentary by Timothy Greenfield-Sanders (he was the artist behind XXX:Thirty Porn Star Portraits), “The Black List, volume 1.” Ernest and I attended the Los Angeles premiere of it last night. The movie was the final show in the 12th annul Black Film Festival, and the house was packed with people. It’s a much different format than “Thinking XXX,” Timothy’s doc on the making of the book.

It’s a series of portraits of important Black artists, politicians, athletes, etc., come to life. Timothy shot them for the upcoming book, and lit the sets for the on-camera interviews, which were conducted by Elvis Mitchell, of Rolling Stone Magazine fame. We never hear or see Elvis, but you can tell he’s asking some great questions by the responses we see.

Some of the interviewees are well known: Toni Morrison, Serena Williams, Rev. Al Sharpton (separated at birth from Ron Jeremy, I swear!), Slash, Colin Powell, Andrew Young, Chris Rock, Kareem Abdul Jabar, Bill T. Jones, and many more. Very moving, with a lot of laugh-out-loud moments, too. I recommend it highly and predict that the DVD, out in a month or so, will be a must-have for Black families all over the country.

After the screening was over, I saw that Mr. Marcus was in attendance, too. It was great to see him! I just think he’s one of the best-ever on camera guys. He gives great hug, too, btw.

I can’t wait for Volume 2.

After the show, Timothy, Elvis, Ernest, Marcus, me and about six others went to dinner and had a great time chewing the fat about all sorts of things: art, politics, etc. It was just great to hang with so many smart people.

I’ll try to post while I’m in Florida, but if I don’t get to, have a great rest of the week!


LOS ANGELES, AUGUST 5, 2008

Anita Blue tonight! Should be a blast, since she’s a horny girl.

There is great post up on Alternet, about how the right-wing anti-sex zealots are using the language of the left to further their agenda of cutting out access to family planning and sex education services:

http://www.alternet.org/sex/93519/

It’s a must read. I don’t know whether to be angry or scared. Hmm, maybe both. Ernest has been saying this very thing for years, so it’s nice to see it corroborated by others.

I’m off Thursday to Tempe, and then to Colorado, for my Fascinations mini-tour. I do hope some of you are in town, and nearby, those days. Check the previous day’s post for details.


LOS ANGELES, AUGUST 4, 2008:

Personal Appearances:

Fascinations on August 8th 838 W. Elliot
Tempe, AZ 85284-1202
Ph: (480) 222-0040
Ph2: (480) 237-0092

Fascinations on August 9th 5197 W. 64th Avenue
Arvada, CO 80003-6531
Ph: (303) 412-1128

I hope to see some of you there!

ANITA BLUE ON TUESDAY! Can’t wait to show her the playspace. Oh, boy!

I’m so happy that it’s August, as that means that football training camp isn’t far off. Thank goodness! Here’s hoping the 49er’s can make it to .500 this year. Sheesh.

See you Tuesday!


Los Angeles, July 31th, 2008

ROCKING and ROLLING

Yes, I certainly felt the earthquake Tuesday morning! I was working in the studio next door, where I have my computer. I’m in my robe when the rumbling starts. Right after the rumbling comes the shaking. It feels and sounded like I was in a tenement next to a freight rail line. Nothing fell off the shelves, but the lights did swing for several minutes after the shaking stopped. I think it lasted about 25-30 seconds. It certainly gets your attention, does an earthquake. Do I run? Dive under the desk (the best thing to do, apparently, is to get under a desk or table)? I ended up just standing where I was and enjoying the ride.

Five point four on the scale is classed as “moderate.” Six point oh and up are considered “big” and anything over a seven is “severe” or “massive.” Each point represents a ten-fold in- or decrease in magnitude.

So, after it was over I went about my day as usual, as did most of Los Angeles. Some stores had to put things back on the shelves, but no one was hurt and no buildings fell down. Some brick ones lost a few, as brick and mortar is one of the worst ways to build in earthquake country.

I was preparing the studio later on Tuesday when the excitement continued. Ten minutes before show time the fire alarm went off. Beep beep beep. “The fire alarm has been activated. Please take the stairs down and meet outside and do not return until authorized to do so by authorities” over and over and over. And over.

Great. I’m in my outfit. I don’t think that anything is really happening, truth be told. Most likely someone burned dinner and the smoke alarm in the apartment went off. I’m not disposed to walk down ten flights of stairs in a robe and lingerie, with a show to do. Besides, the building is made of glass, concrete and steel. Not too flammable. There was no explosion, etc., so I figured that staying put would be the best thing to do. Right before showtime the firefighters showed up and I knew that they’d get to the bottom of it and turn off the frigging alarm!

Long story short, the alarm was turned off at 7:15 and I continued the show. But wait, there’s more! About half way in, while I’m masturbating, my father calls. Anybody else it would be ‘I”m in the middle of something, can I call you back in an hour?” But Dad doesn’t like talking on the phone much and he’s 93 and he wanted to talk about the book, “Death Benefits,” which I had given him and Mom at the family picnic this past Sunday. I can’t say, “I’ll call you after eight, since eight is his bedtime. I decide to continue talking to him.

I don’t tell him what I’m doing, but turn around and zoom the camera into a medium close-up of my ass, to give the audience at home something nice to look at while I spoke to my dad. I kept it nice and neutral from my side and he didn’t have a clue. Whew!

Oy. I still managed to have a great come at the end, though! Ah, the miracle of the human body.

I’m doing a scene tomorrow for Sweetheart Productions. I worked for Ms. Noelle last week, in a scene with Michelle Lay. It was a great scene and I look forward to having her on the show, too.

Los Angeles, July 29th, 2008

ANITA BLUE PUSHED TO AUGUST 5. SOLO SHOW TONIGHT. Ms. Blue can’t make it today but she assures me that she’ll be on camera in a frisky mood next Tuesday, Aug. 5th. It will give me that much more time to plan her, er, punishment!

See you tonight!

Los Angeles, July 27, 2008

ANITA BLUE ON TUESDAY! It should be fun, since she’s never seen the space or the toys. See you there.

I’m off this weekend to Northern California for our annual family picnic. I’ll fly up tonight and bunk with my sister and her family. It’s an opportunity to have a bit of a slumber party with my niece. I’ll see the family on Sunday. My parents, her sister and her sister’s partner, several cousins and their families. I’m expecting at least twenty people. Another ten or so can’t make it due to distance, time and money constraints, or other obligations.

A few weeks ago I had the best time for Pink Visuals. I’m not sure on what site the scene will end up, but it should be one of these: Switching Spouses.com or Rookie Swingers.com. It was a great day at work and a testament to working with grownups. It was a four way. Tommy Gunn played my husband and the other couple was Marcus London and his lovely wife Devon Lee. I was Ms. Lee’s first on screen g/g a few years back, for Tina Tyler and Mercenary Pictures, and she’s just gotten better since then.

The boys are both sweet and handsome. It’s nice to work with men who really love women, I’ll say that much. Devon is really lovely. Curvy, smooth, sleek, firm, with a lovely pelt, so to speak!

When I have pix to show you, I’ll give you the full low down on the scene, but it was really fun!

See you Tuesday!

Los Angeles, July 14, 2008

SHOW GUEST SHUFFLE: SOLO SHOW 7/15.

ANITA BLUE FOR JULY 29.

SHAYLA LAVEAUX is still set for the 22nd.

Upcoming appearances

JULY 24, at the Los Angeles Gay and Lesbian Center, I’m taking part in a panel discussion about queer group sex parties If you’re in town, I hope you can come and see me.
Where: The Ed Gould Plaza 1125 N. McCadden Place Los Angeles, 90038
When: 7/24, 7:30-10:30 pm
How much: free!


JULY 31:Carly Milne is hosting her monthly literary salon. Invited authors will be reading pieces on the topic of “surprise.” I’ll be there with my little essay.
Where: Freddy and Eddy 12613 Venice Blvd. Los Angeles, 90066
When: 7:30-9:30
For more info: www.freddyandeddy.com


I hope everyone’s summer is going well. The fires here in California are not near to where I live, but they do threaten something very dear to my heart and history: Tassajara Hot Springs.

Tassajara is a Zen monastery set in the Los Padres national forest. It’s directly inland from Carmel and is surrounded on all sides by forest. It’s been threatened by fire many times before, but it’s gotten very close this time. It’s the height of what should be the summer guest season, when a lot the year’s revenues come in, but it’s been evacuated for over two weeks already. The crew remaining behind is as ready as it can be: trained and on alert. The pumps connected to the swimming pool are hooked up, the brush has been cleared back, the sprinklers for the cabin roofs are in good working order and there is a watch on duty 24/7. All they can do now is wait.

Tassajara is in the bottom of a canyon. Fire moves more slowly downhill, thankfully, but a lightening strike can hit anywhere and start a fire. The whole state is tense. Why can’t we have some of that excess water from the midwest, darn it?

Interesting news from San Francisco:

Around 2:00 p.m. Monday, after posing outside San Francisco City Hall with our cartons of petitions for a few photos, backers of the measure to defund enforcement of prostitution laws in San Francisco delivered forms bearing 12,673 signatures to the Elections Department. This was after thoroughly vetting the signatures ourselves and crossing out those of people who lived outside San Francisco, did not list an address, etc.

Given that the required number of valid signatures we needed to turn in was only 7,168 and we were shooting for 11,000 in order to have a reasonable margin to cover signatures ruled invalid, we believe we are in very good shape. Barring some truly unexpected occurrence, this measure will appear before San Francisco voters on the November 4 ballot.

The Elections Department has up to 30 days to check and verify the signatures we’ve submitted, and will inform us when they are ready to begin this process, which we will have people observing.

Meanwhile, we plan to plunge ahead with the campaign to get this measure passed. At least a handful of vociferous opponents are determined to have the city government continue wasting taxpayer money to the tune of around $11.4 million a year arresting, prosecuting, and “re-educating” San Franciscans who choose to engage in consensual sexual activities.

This could be the most important fight for sexual freedom in SF since Proposition Q, the Libertarian Party’s daring 1979 measure to abolish the vice squad.


Press Contacts:

Starchild - (415) 621-7932 / (415) 368-8657 - RealReform@earthlink.net Maxine Doogan - (415) 265-3302 - MistressMax@mindspring.com

Www.espu-ca.org


As you can imagine, I fully support the decriminalization of all consensual sex work, including prostitution. I hope this measure passes. It would save SF a lot of money each year that can be better allocated to the homeless, health care, etc. I’m sorry I can’t vote in SF.

That’s it until next time!

See you tomorrow!


Los Angeles, July 7, 2008

GUEST ON THE 8th! STEVE DRIVER. That’s right, a guy for me!

GUEST ON THE 15th: ANITA BLUE. Hot, blonde, kinky. It should be fun, since she’s never seen the space before!

SHAYLA LAVEAUX on the 22nd!

See you Tuesday!

Happy 5th anniversary to me and Ernest. We got married on July 7th, 2003.


Los Angeles, July 5, 2008

I’m working on getting guests for the next couple of weeks, but I’m pleased to say that the one and only Shayla Laveaux will be here on the 22nd!!!

Sex talk first. I did a very fun scene for either Pink Visuals’ “Switching Spouses” line, or for their “rookie swingers” imprint. No matter where you find it, it’ll be fun. Why? I got to work with grownups! Until I find out the name of the other woman in the scene (really attractive and nice), I won’t say the names of the guys. I feel so stupid, too, as I was her first g/g scene about two years ago! Sigh. Saying she’s a hot blonde doesn’t do her justice. Sheesh.

I did a very nice photo shoot the other day with Satine Pheonix. They’ll be up soon. I did a small solo set in the cage, as a submissive, and she did a great set in the cage. She’s very strong and creative, to say the least! We did a g/g set, too, with Satine restrained tightly while I did fun things to her. She got the suction on her puss and liked it a lot!

The sets with Noname Jane will be up soon, as well. I’ve got to learn how to copy discs so I can send them to my webmaster.

Tonight, we’re off to the Bondage Ball in Hollywood. There should be lots of pretty people in sexy outfits strutting their stuff. It will also be loud, which will make me feel old, but I’ll bring my earplugs and it should be fine! Ernest and I will be, if not matching, exactly, then very coordinated! His leather riding outfit will go well with my white version. We’ll take pics so you can see for yourself.

Some Political Talk Jesse Helms is finally dead! I’m not usually one to be happy when someone dies. I’m sure Mr. Helms has a loving family who will miss him. But he was a scrouge on the business during the “porn wars” of the mid-1980’s. He was just so suresuresure that porn was horrible and disgusting and a danger to society that he never let up on it. He was my go-to one-size-fits-all anti-sexual-freedom demon. Whenever I would hear of a good, sex-positive person ‘s bad fortune or demise, I’d say there was no god, as “Jesse Helms still lives!”He hated us and we hated him right back. Bless her, though, Annie Sprinkle said she’s make love to him, just to see what his trip might be. Even I didn’t have that in me!

Is it just me, or are you disappointed that Barack Obama has taken to wearing a flag pin on his lapel? Are you upset, too, that he’s talking up religion? I’m very sad that he’s said he’ll give more money to faith-based groups. I know “government can’t do it alone,” as he said, but there’re no non-religious community groups worth supporting? I’m not going to vote Republican, of course, but it’s distressing, nonetheless. The more he looks and talks and acts like a regular politician, the more he’ll turn off those who are for him because he seems so different.

Sigh.


Los Angeles, June 30, 2008

SOLO SHOW ON THE 1st.

SHAYLA LAVEAUX ON THE 22nd!!!! Our lovely Shayla is in town late this month for a wedding and has graciously consented to do my show. Yay!!!!! I don’t get to see her often enough, so I’m waaay stoked!

Later today I’m doing an interview with someone from the “Today” show. It’ll be for the “B” roll, as they say. The story is on a former performer who’s found God and is trying to ‘save’ other women in the business. I guess I’ll be speaking for those women who don’t have a problem with doing porn. I’ll keep you posted. I don’t know when the show is due to be aired, but will find out if I can.

See you tomorrow!


Los Angeles, June 23, 2008

Waiting to hear back from my proposed guest for tomorrow’s show: Annabelle Lee. I hope she can make it, as I’d love for you all to see her.

So, I had an amazing day at work Thursday, for Black Market. I was in “Little Red Rides the Hood, episode 4.” I can’t wait to see how the whole scene worked out.

The main star of the movie is Trina Michaels, a very hot, horny, beautiful young woman. She took most of the action, but I had my share, certainly! For those not aware of the series, it’s essentially a black-on-white gang-bang kinda thing. The guys all are supposed to act “ghetto,” and the women, of course, are ready, willing and able to keep up.

The men were Shorty Mac, John Long, Jon Jon, Jay Strokes, Sledge Hammer and the one and only Byron Long. Whew! I got to work at 9 am (ugh) and was out of makeup at eleven or so. The guys showed up one or two at a time and the energy on the set was very relaxed and convivial. The director and I have known each other for years, being part of the original video crowd, so that made it extra nice, as well. I had agreed to do three of the six guys, and certainly said I’d do a DP, if not an airtight (a DP plus cock sucking). Who knew that I’d end up doing more than that, and with guys I’d NEVER thought it possible to fit in me at the same time!

Trina is one of those kinds of women who can take Shorty Mac in her butt as part of a DP (!), so I knew I was never going to compete with that action! When we were both out of makeup, we did the box cover shoot. With this series, the guys stand very close to one another and look “menacing,” the better to feed the fantasies of the folks who follow the series. It was hard to keep a straight face during the shots, as everyone was cracking jokes, etc.

After the box shoot, they shot the set up, with “Red” coming to the house and being watched from the bushes by the group of guys. She came to see me with her basket of cookies and I conveniently left the room to “get something.” Then Red turns to face the guys and lets them know she knew they were there and it’s off to the first three-way, with Shorty and John Long.

She does another two guys before it’s time for a break for Trina, so she can rest up and catch her breath. That’s my cue, and I start with four out of the six guys in a bit of a blow bang: Jake, John, Jon and Sledge. These guys are plenty beefy, and it was certainly fun to suck them all. I end up on the couch and fuck each of then in turn while I suck the others. The biggest surprise to me is the fact that Sledge Hammer’s dick fits into my pussy! He’s very thick but, thankfully, uncut, which significantly reduces drag on tender tissues.

When it comes time to do the DP, we couldn’t make the physics work with the original two guys I had thought to do it with. Saving the scene, and the day, Sledge enters to act as anchor (the bottom guy in a DP). He lays on his back on the floor and I get on him doggie. Then Jon Jon does an incredible squat and fits his very long dick into my butt. Lots of good angle there, nearly five minutes straight of DP action. I can’t believe I have those two guys in me and it doesn’t hurt at all! Intense, of course, but not painful. Thanks, Ernest, for all your wonderful anal training!

The finale brings Trina and the other guys back in and we do a side-by-side airtight. This time, Sledge is still the anchor, but Byron Long is in my butt (!). Not only is it a great DP, but it’s the first time Byron has been in my butt at all!

For the pops, Trina and I lay head to head with our feet pointing in opposite directions and the guys take turns, one at a time, popping onto our faces. Lots of cum sharing, etc., and kissing between the girls.

I don’t know when it will be out, but it will be good!

I have another gig this Wednesday for a wife-swapping video. Three other good looking people. Tommy Gunn is playing my husband again, which means I won’t be fucking him! The woman is hothothot, and the guy is nice, too, so I’ll be having myself a good time!

Till next time, stay horny!

Los Angeles, June 19, 2008

Working today: I'm doing a four-way today for the series, "Little Red in the Hood," from Black Market. My partners will be Long Jon, Jon Jon and Jay Strokes. It's been a while since I've done such a scene, so I'm interested in how well I'll do. If all goes well, there's an airtight in my future! If not, then just some anal.

It's hot here, and I'm not looking forward to working in the heat of the San Fernando Valley, that's for sure. But we're all professionals, so it should move along well. It's just a matter of logistics, when it comes to group scenes with only one woman and several guys, as the guys can't have any contact with each other.

GUEST TUESDAY: Annabelle Lee. This is a reschedule from earlier this month. Should be fun.

Wasn't Noname Jane just delightful this past Tuesday? She's a real sweetheart, that's for sure.

It's barely eight in the morning here, and I've got to get in the car and go to work. I'll tell you all about it soon!


Los Angeles, June 6, 2008

I think it’s an amazing day when a major political party in the United States has nominated a Black man to lead the ticket. Seventy years ago, in Alabama, my maternal grandfather nearly lost his life working toward racial equality in America and here we are, within his children’s lifetimes (my mother and aunt are in their eighties), witnessing his historic moment. Here’s to you, granddad, and all those who fought for justice and paid the price. It wasn’t for nothing, after all.

On the plane to DC. I”m on the board of the Woodhull Freedom Foundation (www.woodhullfoundation.org) and we’re having our annual (my first) board meeting. I’m in a cab at 6:30 Friday morning to catch an eight am plane to Washington. Carol Queen (carolqueen.com) will be coming in from SF and we’ll be picked up by my friend Cathy for a ride to the hotel. There’s a small meet and greet Friday night and I hope my books get there in time! Saturday and Sunday we’ll be meeting 9-5, with lunch breaks and an Italian dinner on Saturday. Sunday evening I fly home, landing at midnight.

On the 9th all I have to do is a cameo for Stormy Daniel’s newest epic from Wicked, “Operation Tropical Stormy.” You’ll not even see my face, but I’m happy to support any porn comedy.

I’ll be missing Erotica LA this weekend, which sort of sucks, as I like to see my friends and fans close to home. There is a new awards ceremony added to the calendar, the FAME awards, and I’ll miss that, too. They’ll be unveiling the trailer for the “Bewitched” parody that I shot a few months back. I have a non-sex role as Endora and had a blast!

Tuesday I have a guest, Annabelle Lee, whom I met on the set of my last scene for Sweetheart Productions. I’m looking forward to it, as she was a very sexual person who likes fucking. Whee!

See you soon!


Los Angeles, May 25, 2008:

MIKA TAN ON TUESDAY!

The always lovely Mika Tan (mikatan.com) will be my guest on the 27th, and boy, am I excited! Expect lots of good, old fashioned strap on boning.

I'm up to San Francisco today, to co-host, with Carol Queen (carolqueen.com), the 8th annual Masturbate-A-Thon (www.masturbateathon.com). I'll be doing some commentary, some jilling off, some singing and a bit of dancing and a whole lot of ogling! If you can't make it this year, it's a lot of fun, so you might want to make a trip to SF next year to join the party!

I just did a great scene last week for Sweetheart Productions. I don't know the title, but the theme is strap-ons. My partner was delightful, Annabelle Lee. Two words: Yum Me! Smart, hard-bodied, horny, pretty and, as it turned out, in an anal mood. Some really nice action, with lots of kissing.

I want to thank my webmasters for the nice, sleek new look to the site, and for all the hard work they've put in since the vicious hacking we experienced recently. We'll be adding more features as we can, so stay tuned!


Los Angeles, May 9, 2008:

A Worthy Cause:

www.espu-ca.org. Check it out. In the wake of the suicide of the "DC Madam" last week, the hypocritical laws concerning consensual sex work are shown to be the destructive forces that they truly are. No adult should go to jail for freely buying or selling private erotic services to another consenting adult. We would be better off re-allocating those resources toward things like schools, infrastructure maintenance and the like.

Another Worthy Cause:

www.masturbate-a-thon.com is coming May 25 to San Francisco! I"ll be there to provide entertainment (The wonderful, and wonderfully funny, Tom Orr and I will be singing a little ditty) and support. The beneficiary is the wonderful Center for Sex and Culture (www.sexandculture.org), run by the equally wonderful Drs. Carol Queen and Robert Lawrence. I promise it'll be fun for all!

I did a scene yesterday for Evasive Angles (NOT "angels," as I was reminded on set), with Nathan Threat. He's a very nice guy with long braids and a quiet demeanor. Nice cock, too, btw!

I'm shooting again for Evasive on Monday. It's supposed to be an anal scene, so I'm hoping everything comes out all right!

On the 20th, I'm shooting a strap on scene for Sweetheart Productions, for Nica Noelle (no, I don't know when, or if, she'll be able to make it back to the show!). It's been a while (the O sequel aside) since I've been hired to do a g/g scene. The downside of all the milf work is that I'm always with guys, so I've been missing having my way with the ladies! I'll let you know who my partner is soon. I'm looking very forward to it, I'll tell you that much!

I've been booked for two (!) college speaking engagements for the fall! On in late Oct/early Nov. in New Haven, CT., and one in mid November in PA, at Slippery Rock University. Yay! I can't keep doing scenes forever (stop crying) and I really love spreading the good news about sex to young people who have been propagandized for years about it.

I hope to make public speaking more of my career as I get older and I couldn't be happier that it's seeming to be starting soon! Most of my previous talks have been gratis, as I want the message to get out there. So, being paid to stay dressed and talk. Whod'a thunk it?

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